Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck
never become a parent
If Jonah hill looked you dead in the eyes and told you he wanted to beat that pussy up would you let him
DONT you just HATE IT when youre KNEADING BREAD DOUGH and the dough HARDENS around your ENTIRE BODY and you become TRAPPED in a COCOON of BREAD only to emerge 4 MONTHS LATER as the ULTIMATE SUBLIME STARCH MOTH and ATTACK the CITY
Dallon Weekes and William Beckett form a band.
They call themselves…
The Daddy Longlegs.
frank iero and pete wentz try to audition but are laughed out of the studio