positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

(via legalprostitute)

fcebk:

my eyeliner thicker than yo dick

still tru

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confusedtree:

I’ve compiled a list of quotes and I will entitle that list Gerard Way: Professional Adult Idiot Baby

• “Hey, girls, you’re beautiful. Don’t look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models.”
• “I wanted this short white hair so I would look like this character, who I pictured as someone who had maybe gone through chemotherapy… it helped me channel that energy into the vocal performances.”
• “If you don’t go to high school you will definitely go to jail.”
• “We’re outsiders, we’re the kids who didn’t get dates for the prom, we’re the kids who were confused, who didn’t fit in with the cliques, who weren’t part of the in-crowd. ”
• “When I was writing [I’m Not Okay (I Promise)]… there was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism.”

v-cute:

i met ryan ross once

CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS