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Jonas Brothers - Kevin 2



jordybelfort:

xbox turn off

(microsoft sam voice) im afraid i cant let you do that XxSniperDude69xX (kinect begins firing lasers)

(via fatspy)

kikmessenger:

*sells meth at taylor swift concert*

(via fatspy)

Michael who is this Ryan character you refer to as “just as hot as jan but in a different way” ?

I love Garfield my friend told me the Garfield movie was terrible so I slapped her fuck that hoe

flip5600:

Dragon ball z is cooler than making out with a girl

(via averagefairy)

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

(via firemen)

morticiaprincess:

people glorify men so much in society even if they look like toenails like literally

martin freeman looks like a literal hobbit and called lucy liu ugly and a dog and y’all wanna lick his asshole yet people pay people with cameras to follow rihanna and anne hathaway around to try to take pictures of them with no makeup so they can call them ugly and that’s like so terrifying 

that’s like literally terrifying 

(Source: sideponytailanimewife, via borntofadeaway)

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